The Life Of Sohum

Hello and welcome back to random words strung together in an order that seemingly makes sense. Pineapples? Pineapples. In an ode to failure man, I am writing this at 11:79 PM. Pineapples are meant to be deep-fried before consumption. How does this relate? Yes. Another example: I like potatoes.  Potatoes taste good. Potatoes eat sunlight. I like potatoes. I am potato. Now I'd like to pose a question in response: But are you throughout heaven and earth I alone am the kagurabachi because your nah I'd win or are you nah I'd win because your stand proud you are strong? If you stick a fork into an outlet, you get shocked. Don't trust me? I dare you to try.  I hope at this point you're as confused as I am. Stick with me here, watch as I somehow BS my way into connecting this with the Stranger. I'd like to share with you another poem. It's short and has plenty of meaning. I watched as my grade plummeted as Mrs. Liamini read this blog post. Her mind was racing in an ...

Schadenfreude - (noun) pleasure derived by another's misfortune. Often seen in comedies such as those YouTube compilations in which people get hurt in unfortunate accidents or even in Home Alone in which the bad guys fail at every turn, Schadenfreude often plays a pivotal role in how humor is perceived. As one of the few means of humor that impacts all generations equally, it can provide a bridge to connect the gen Alphas with their skibidi toilets with older generations who grew up watching Tom and Jerry. Not all humor can bridge gaps and transcend generational boundaries but the hilarity of experiencing others' pain and suffering is one of the few shared experiences. For example, Hajra's horrific screw-up at the Orchestra's Spooktacular will be a tale for generations. It could even be the collective screw-up of everyone in Physics C this year on the latest test. Maybe (just maybe) it might be enough for Mr. Glynn to consider adding additional curves to all future test...